Official Rules of the Scottish Cyclist: traffic

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21. One point where the Scottish Cyclist is in agreement with the Euro Cyclist: in the event a motorist disturbs one’s ride: one shall proceed to ride up beside the car, form a clenched fist and bang the boot of the car while shouting and swearing. In fact, the broad Scottish accent is infinitely better at expressing doing one’s rage than Italian. Wild arm and head movements however, add to the effect, in both languages.

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  • http://www.velocast.co.uk VeloCast

    Flat of the hand makes a better noise, trust me! ;o)

    J

  • owen_p

    I lost it completly the other week when the snow came back to haunt us. Riding to work a driver overtook me, with one pair of wheels riding through the big pile of slush that gathers in the centre of a lane. Showered me head-to-toe, gunge tank style. Was absolutely hopping mad and chased him down to remonstrate, only to find the prick on his phone and performing a U-turn in heavy rush-hour traffic!!! GRRR!!!

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